🚀 "I Want to Be Abducted!" Contest

📞 Contest Hotline: 531-ALIEN-GO (531-254-3646)

Tired of the same old routine? Uninspired by earthly problems? Looking for an intergalactic escape? Enter for your chance to be "abducted" (just for fun)! 🌌

Alien

Why Do You Want to Be Abducted?

  • Tired of your dead-end job
  • Your ungrateful husband is wearing you down
  • Looking for the perfect getaway
  • Want to explore the galaxy
  • Need a break from your kids
  • Curious about alien life
  • Tired of milk being $40 per gallon
  • Don't have enough gas to get to work

* By submitting your entry, you acknowledge and agree that the purpose of your payment is solely for the opportunity to share your reason for wanting to be abducted. This contest is for entertainment purposes only. You understand that you will not actually be abducted, and no guarantees or promises are made. We make no claims about alien existence, participation, or involvement in this contest. All sales are final, and no refunds will be issued.

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Name: Laura White

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Name: AJ

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Name: John Columbia

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Name: Dave Lee

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Name: Tom Harris

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Name: Anna Thomas

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Name: Janet Fiery

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Name: Mark Allen

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Name: Sara Clark

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Name: Krystyna

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Name: Bob Johnson

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Name: Charlie Davis

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Name: Alice Brown

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Name: Mel

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