🚀 "I Want to Be Abducted!" Contest

📞 Contest Hotline: 531-ALIEN-GO (531-254-3646)

Tired of the same old routine? Uninspired by earthly problems? Looking for an intergalactic escape? Enter for your chance to be "abducted" (just for fun)! 🌌

Alien

Why Do You Want to Be Abducted?

  • Tired of your dead-end job
  • Your ungrateful husband is wearing you down
  • Looking for the perfect getaway
  • Want to explore the galaxy
  • Need a break from your kids
  • Curious about alien life
  • Tired of milk being $40 per gallon
  • Don't have enough gas to get to work

* By submitting your entry, you acknowledge and agree that the purpose of your payment is solely for the opportunity to share your reason for wanting to be abducted. This contest is for entertainment purposes only. You understand that you will not actually be abducted, and no guarantees or promises are made. We make no claims about alien existence, participation, or involvement in this contest. All sales are final, and no refunds will be issued.

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Name: Lucy Scott

Reason: "I’m writing a sci-fi novel. Need firsthand experience."

Name: Laura White

Reason: "I just want to try zero-gravity dancing."

Name: Jake Evans

Reason: "Aliens might help me finally win Fantasy Football."

Name: Janet Fiery

Reason: "I want to see if aliens make better coffee."

Name: Sam Taylor

Reason: "Need alien advice on winning arguments with my spouse."

Name: Paul King

Reason: "Want to trade Earth chocolate for alien snacks."

Name: Charlie Davis

Reason: "Need new vacation pics for Instagram. Beam me up!"

Name: Sara Clark

Reason: "Curious if aliens have better Wi-Fi."

Name: Mel

Reason: "Earth is ghetto.."

Name: Emily Wilson

Reason: "My boss thinks I can’t multitask. Let me juggle planets!"

Name: Alice Brown

Reason: "My neighbor is a conspiracy theorist. I want to prove him wrong."

Name: Chris Adams

Reason: "Aliens might help me decode my teenager’s texts."

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Name: Dave Lee

Reason: "Aliens might have Netflix with no ads. Worth a shot."

Name: Sophie Baker

Reason: "Tired of TikTok trends. Let’s start a galactic one."

Name: Tom Harris

Reason: "In-laws are here for the month. Save me."

Name: Krystyna

Reason: "To contact thee outer world (ʘ‿ʘ)( ° ͜ʖ °) "

Name: Mia Green

Reason: "Need to escape my HOA fees."

Name: Anna Thomas

Reason: "Tired of online dating. Let’s try intergalactic Tinder."

Name: Ethan Carter

Reason: "Need advice on interstellar farming."

Name: John Columbia

Reason: "My cat is plotting against me. I need an escape."

Name: Bob Johnson

Reason: "Earth taxes are too high. Take me away!"

Name: Mark Allen

Reason: "Need fresh ideas for my podcast: “Aliens Among Us.”"

Name: Nina Young

Reason: "I just need a vacation far, far away."

Name: AJ

Reason: "I want to marry the alien queen!"